My Dad used to sing to us every night after he came home from work. He would play his guitar and sing Western and Folksongs. One of the Silly songs he sang was about the Thinnest Man. Here is one verse:
"He was thin as the glue on a postage stamp
As the skin of a new potater
For exercise he used to jump
Right through the carrot grater."
Today's post is the thinnest rock I have ever found. it has a small chip - alas - but it is still a fun rock. Measures approximately 1/8" thin.....